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Submitted by wi1dcard

1. Being witty.
I love people who catch on quickly to my wiles. They should also be able to deliver their own potent innuendos, double entendres, one liners and sarcasms.
2. Being frank.
I love it when girls say what’s on their mind. If you say things straight up, with no inhibitions, no beating around the bush, then I love you.
3. Being responsible.
It’s scientifically proven that we often tend to look for mates who remind us of our parents. Which is why I look for responsible people, as my parents, and grandparents, were never the kind of people who slacked off.
4. Being practical.
This is pretty simple. If it takes you less than an hour to get ready to go to school or work, you rock. If you do things in the most straightforward manner, cool.
5. Being SIMPLE!
If you have about 2 pounds of unnecessary s¤¤¤ in your bag when you leave the house, you’re too much for me.
6. Being confident.
Never say “I can’t,” or “Nakakahiya eh!” Unless it is morally and socially improper to do so.
7. Being just a bit crazy.
I would prefer it if you were not afraid to be an eccentric in front of other people, if you took pride in your unique quirks, and if you wee happy that you stand out in a crowd. If that’s the case, cheers.
8. Being understanding.
And compassionate. Especially to the less fortunate. I mean, if a girl has no problem entertaining kids from impoverished barrios, she deserves my compassion. If she puts the needs of others before herself, which is so rare these days, then I will love her with my entire being.
Inspired? Maybe.
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